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Asset to the Company

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The next time I walk into my next so-called permie job, 
I want to hand out a questionnaire.
Who's selling Avon, Pampered Chef,
Mary Kay, incense, candles, or framed pictures?
Who wants me to accept Jesus 
as my Lord and Savior? 
Hates temps,
hates perms,
is throwing a baby shower, 
wants me to sign a birthday card,
condolences, online petition?

Is the office snitch? Puts the "I" in team?

Thank you for your time in advance.